Thanks for visiting! I’ve been busily building this page, and boy, will I have killer arms when all the construction is done. No bingo wings for me, baby. While this site is still covered in cyber dust, though, you can buy my latest humor book, Days of Derangement. It’s full of family stories that’ll make you think I’ve been eavesdropping at your house. I haven’t been spying on you. We just all seem to know the same cast of characters.